That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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