How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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