glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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