Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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