my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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