Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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