one two three fourrrrnication!
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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