When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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