he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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