i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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