i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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