so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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