Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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