windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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