Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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