I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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