He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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