It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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