I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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