i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Randomize
