shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She bit a glass in half.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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