Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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