He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
what is it with giant penises always finding me
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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