the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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