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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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