We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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