Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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