I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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