playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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