Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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