OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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