apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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