Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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