where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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