There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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