I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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