Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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