he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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