; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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