im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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