DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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