So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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