Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Vodka?
Forever.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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