Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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