She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You made out with two different species that night
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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