He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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