I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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