6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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