Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
