this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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