you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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