No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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