I got chris browned last night
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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