idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
he fucked my hip out of place.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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