awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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